![]() ![]() Without mathematics, there's nothing you can do.A Mathematician who is not also something of a poet will never be a complete mathematician - Karl Weierstrass.The book of nature is written in the language of Mathematics - Galileo.Mathematics is the door and key to the sciences.The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction. A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself.Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.He thinks for a moment and then exclaims, “Ah, a solution exists!” and then goes back to bed. He goes to the hall, sees the fire and then the fire hose. Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory, etc., extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy needed. He opens his door and sees a fire in the hallway. Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trashcan from his room with water and douses the fire. An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class.Q: Why did the 30-60-90 degree triangle marry the 45-45-90 degree triangle? A: Because they were right for each other.To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. ![]() But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier. The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic.The physicist says, "The initial measurement was incorrect." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If exactly one person enters that house, it will be empty." Two people go into the house, and then three people come out. A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house.The statistics student replied, "Well, statistically speaking, you are far more likely to have an accident at a junction, so I just make sure that I spend less time there." ![]() One day, he took a passenger, who was understandably unnerved by his driving style, and asked him why he went so fast over junctions.
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